An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks
great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at
peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm
done, poof! the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says. A little later in the
day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is
doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night
and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! =
light goes off?"
"Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the fridge again!
-Thanks Dad for the email!